In a rare display of bi-partisanship, President Donald Trump and House Speaker, Nancy Pelosi have simultaneously stormed out of their latest Whitehouse summit. "He's completely unfit," stated Pelosi.
"And let's face it, so is she, believe me" chimed in the President "So, to improve our fitness we stormed out together. It was the quickest storm out of anybody in the history of politics."
"I call it a win for democracy and the American people," agreed Pelosi
Looking to build on this common ground, it's expected the two leaders will compete together on 22June in the Running with the Devil marathon, Las Vegas where they plan on discussing their mutual dislike of the Mueller Report findings.
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