Thursday, May 23, 2019

The Turquoise Army

Speaking outside an election booth, Malcolm Turnbull, campaign manager for Zali Steggall the new Independent member for Warringah, has revealed the defeat of former PM Tony Abbott was down to the "turquoise vote." 
Mr Turnbull commented, "We needed to position the campaign as pro-environment yet not as extreme as the Greens and at the same time project some conservative blue without being as hard right as Mr Abbott, hence the turquoise."


On hearing this one Warringah voter was heard to comment, "Shit, did I just vote Labor?"



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