Overseas News.
In anticipation of successfully wrapping up an orderly Brexit exit by 31 October 2074, British PM Theresa May, with the full backing of Parliament, has in announced a raft of measures designed to assure the public that there will be no shortage of workers ready to step into jobs vacated by soon-to-be-illegal Euro workers.
Already, Queen Elisabeth, in her new role as head of security for Sainsbury's, has completed her audit of self-service checkouts at the supermarket giant. She is quoted as saying, "There'll be no further diddling of goods under one's watch." A crack Beefeater task force is set to be deployed.
In related news, Princes William and Harry have been allocated new, real world posts. Wills is set to take up a sales consultancy position at Advanced Hair Studios while Hazza has accepted the role of head researcher at whosyourdaddy.com.
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