Covfefe the Great and Golden

Supplicants from technology giant Google have made the pilgrimage to the Oracle of Covfefe.

Following the traditional Smoke and Mirrors ceremony, the party was granted an audience with Sarah Huckabee Sanders, Covfefe's head prognosticator here on this mortal plane.

"Oh great Soothsayer Sarah, we humbly beseech Covfefe the Great and Golden, to guide us in these troubling times."

A giant cell phone reportedly appeared in the sky bearing the words, "No way Huawei."

Head Google searcher cried aloud, "What does this mean?"

Soothsayer Sarah is quoted as saying, "Lo, quail and quiver thou unworthies, Covfefe the All Wise has revealed that the Huawei smart phone is the world's bigliest security risk. Did you know its super spy camera takes photos that are so good, you can clearly see outer-space from the Great Wall of China."

The Divine Oracle ended her reading in the usual manner by pointing to the behind everyone and exclaiming, "Dear God, what's that?" then hightailing it out the front door.

In related Australian security news, ASIO Secret-Squirrel-in-Chief, Duncan Lewis, responding to questions at a Senate Estimates hearing has moved to reassure all Australians that the two Chinese agents, code named Wang Wang and Funi, currently being held at Adelaide's super-max prison, known locally as The Zoo, posed no security risk. "Are you nuts? Have you seen their hands, they're more like paws. How could they even take a photo?"

After further probing regarding whether the two detainees had access to Snapchat, Mr Lewis conceded, "Oh sure, doesn't everyone?"