Sunday, May 26, 2019

NZ Kidnapping Attempt Foiled

Breaking News from New Zealand. 
An apparent kidnapping attempt on New Zealand's wildly popular Labour Prime Minister, Jacinda Adern, has been foiled by the quick action of her Personal Protection Officer, Jake Heke. 
The kidnappers have been identified as members of the splinter group known as The Real ALP. In a Tweet released after the failed attempt, the rebel group declared, "We regret nothing except not trying this before the Australian election."


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