Monday, May 27, 2019

Reality TV - Neighbourhood Watch Ep 101 - Meeting Scotty

Last night's episode of surprise hit reality TV show Neighbourhood Watch, which follows the trials and tribulations of a group of neighbourhood children, saw the big kid on the block, Donald, playing with Scotty for the first time since Scotty moved into the street. 
We watched as Scotty was chased down to the creek by Bill S, only for Bill to fall over his shoelaces, bloodying his nose and running home to his mother. Donald could be seen laughing at these antics then going over and patting Scotty on the back.



Later, when it was time for everyone to go home, Scotty recorded his thoughts in the Watch Room, 
The Watcher - You got chased pretty hard by Bill today.
Scotty - Heck, I thought Bill was going to get me for sure. 
The Watcher - How did you get o with Donald
Scotty - How good's Donald? He says I'm his third bestest friend ever. And he said did I wanna play Pokemon trading cards with Xi Jinping from the house on the corner? He reckons we're going to Win. Win. Win. We're gonna win so much we'll get tired of winning. So, I said I'd meet him in the treehouse in the morning.


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